Pay an artist to do it for you or become an artist and do it yourself.
Relatedly, why does your name end with “Art”?
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You used a Germanism. Do you have a Betriebsrat?
Also, don’t make introversion your entire personality.
That’s when you should expect it more. Mistaking what is and isn’t a threat creates danger, also for the family, that needn’t be there.