There was an ice cream party for the company. Those who attended were laid off.

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

I’m an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They’re out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn’t mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you’re an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that’s only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It’s only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

Ah yes yes, you’re right. Even worse lmao

It would’ve been over if we all would have just listened to him! … And all drank bleach!

Super Mario world with my dad

Tinder. Really happy, now my wife baby coming soon. Those shitty awful apps can work sometimes

I really liked this story too!

Lmao same

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.