1, obviously. 4 and 5 are equally obvious trash. 2 is okay but its handle is malformed and ugly.

3 is acceptable for someone with different, smaller hands.

On second thought, I rescind my general critique of 2. The overly wide bottom might be helpful to people with trouble grasping implements, but in that case the tines are too long.

And none of them are wildly sexist

Money

Mods ban this man

It’s not gay if you’re on top- heir to the Romans Stalin

Whole meat chicken nuggets!

That’s important.

What are the genders of the numbers?

Did we tho

Idk I’m not Karl Popper it’s his idea

Well, legally distinct Arachnid Mecca, maybe

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humeanism

That’s just a burrito!

He might judge the brand you buy though

God the Republican SEETHING

Now I kind of want it to happen.

#MakeDroneStrikesLiberalAgain

Sure. I also like the implication that you have to vote for any educated black woman because she’s a black woman.

I voted for her because a shitlib is technically better than a fascist but as long as liberals think identity is policy they’re going to lose.

Lol

I’d rather join The Resistance than The Collaboration.

The fuck are they going to do now? Keep defending the new status quo?

It’s always been hard to tell who’s just a lazy bastard though

She just loves manipulating people!

A couple are dead, they just weren’t the ones I expected.

One is a park ranger across the country and caught a pedophile from our home county that went on the run with their grooming victim! Im not sure if he did it in the course of park ranger business or what, but he got a cash reward from the parents regardless which is neat.

Everyone else is boring because we were a boring class.

Interesting choice! It breaks the rules, obviously, but they’re made to be broken.

I think you’re sleeping on the marry/kill combo with two oligarchs on the list but I respect it anyways.