If anyone ever did break into my house and take my computer, they would have to unplug it first; at that point, the disk would encrypt

The disk is always encrypted. When data is accessed, it is stored decrypted in RAM. The drive doesn’t decrypt when unlocking it and doesn’t encrypt when turning it off.

Honestly I don’t understand the whole NNN “challenge”. I feel like it would be harder to “nut” (hate that euphemism) every day without fail.

In a more literal way, I failed NNN already this morning by eating a peanut butter protein bar. Even if you don’t count buttered peanuts, it contained chunks of peanuts.

This might belong more in Lemmy Shitpost or Funny: Home of the Haha. Let me know if it doesn’t belong here

I used to not get enough sleep. Now I drive every day. Huge incentive to sleep 8 hours a night.

Very unlikely, but not impossible

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy-ABRCFQQ

He makes sure people follow the 35 speed limit

Gluten allergic people are one step ahead of you

Who’s Freddy?

I don’t eat any grass. I eat leaves that are green (spinach for instance), but not grass.

What does that mean?

Free trip to hearing damage town if they aren’t already

I like harsh noise music if the volume is low enough. Not an insult, I genuinely like it, but it is quite loud.

I really don’t understand why there are so many people passionate about how to “properly” use The Trademark™ in The Way that was Sanctioned by The Corporation®

Actually, they are advocating against using it how the Lego company does. The Lego company uses LEGO in all caps.

And no, public transport or bike isnt a suitable option for everyone.

So we need to build infrastructure for it. And more electric cars charged with greener fuel sources.

Looks like they might’ve been trying to, peeling off the sticker

Seems like Obamas suit had less wrinkles too

Idk man it’s just a thing people do. Even vegans make an exception for slapping people with trout (its important to our culture)

They likely meant “thought crimes”