I had to look it up. Apparently it’s cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you’re supposed to clean it.

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

A slip-knot works too, if there’s enough bag length to pull it off. I don’t get the bread box option, there’s too much sure exposure, it’s gonna make your bread go stale.

I’ve never seen something mom out of a toaster.

This meme is good but It’s lacking the part where they’re masturbating onto the American flag.

Using a scam to detect scams so that they can scam you better themselves. Lovely. I’m so glad I don’t use Chrome.

Oh well absolutely join into a conversation on speakerphone. The point is to piss them off so that they’ll correct their behavior.

“I agree, it is annoying to have people being loud and obnoxious when you’d rather they leave you alone. But if you’re going to keep doing it then I’m going to keep joining in.”

Happy Tree Friends ended up on TV? Damn, that’s fucked up. It was never meant for children.

The entire idea of ads on child media is insane and always has been. That child has no money and has no idea how to make decisions about things like purchases more complicated than “I want this shiny or tasty thing” or “all the cool kids have one.”

Typically with concrete or asphalt.

Silly cat, you’re an obligate carnivore; you can’t eat beans.

I sincerely still don’t believe that Luigi did it; the evidence is spurious at best… Whoever did do it, however, is a goddamn hero, and we need more people like him in this country.

Like most types of conservatives, they only care about that shit when it suits their purposes.

I mean after their latest hideous UI 7 update I’m never getting a Samsung again. I’m tired of them chasing Apple trash.

If by floating they mean indulging in false advertisement, then they sure are.

I have never received a sub at a Subway that looks that good.

Translation: of course they’re not going to admit that Elon did it.

Here’s a handy guide to help.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

Autumn. It’s the end of the sweaty summer but before the freezing snow, the bugs are dying and the trees are pretty colors. Especially when it’s crisp fall and not rainy.

I misread that as Princess Caligula for a second and was briefly very confused.

Probably they see their kids as an investment and want to see dividends in the form of A, grandchildren and/or B, financial support in their old age. In that regard it’s inherently selfish. At least justifiably so, but still.