Does Mr Beast talk in all caps though? I want my torture to seem authentic.

Put all these creepy bastards on a publicly viewable list.

Taking your cat for a wok.

Oh man I remember that brief era lol

The counter-protest was bigger and funnier. Apparently one guy showed up dressed as the Monopoly Man.

I mean they were going to set fire to the statue no matter what, because religion is stupid.

Translation: we’ve been snooping on all of your chats and you didn’t reference 6 or 7 in sequence more than is statistically likely due sometime currently over 18 years in age.

Yep, but at least there’s cookies. They cost $11 each.

Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I’m kinda afraid to try it in case it’s actually tasty.

Don’t worry guys, I found us a new doctor!

And I don’t care if dead rich people’s family are sad; there’s still a right way to eat a pizza and it doesn’t involve a goddamn fork.

Not if you eat it correctly.

I’m trying, I just need to finish inventorying them.

Good. Hopefully it’ll reduce usage and help speed its highly necessary death.

If you see people eating pizza with a fork you mock them. I didn’t care if its your best friend, mother, or the goddamn Pope. Although the current Pope is from Chicago so he knows better than to eat pizza with a fork like some kind of filthy degenerate.

Driver’s license or ID, car insurance card, credit/debit card, an emergency medical and allergy info card if you need it, medical/prescription drug insurance cards, a spare car or house key. Where you live may change that. DO NOT carry your Social Security card (US) - that should be in a secure place at home, like a safe or lockbox.

We’ve got sheep people at home.

And the award for worst controller ever goes to…

I had a more normal 3rd party controller but it was still stupidly big.