That much positivity is enough to make anyone suicidally depressed.
That much positivity is enough to make anyone suicidally depressed.
Muppet fighting ring, funniest shit ever.
Do they sell those in nugget form?
There’s no one right answer. It totally depends on you, your parents, and your dynamic. Did/do your parents treat you like shit? Did they blow through their all of their retirement money in 5 years? Are they in a 800k empty house but refuse to downsize for no good reason?
Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.
Math: Imaginary numbers!
Me: Fuck that, imaginary dragons.
Sugar and caffeine.
Sure babe, but what’s with the gun? Usually the “chill” part comes later.
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
You can have it.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.
Challenger Deep.
I’m going to have to go with Hydrogen on this one.
Yes, and IIRC he’s done it. But he has to use his powers to do it; he can’t just lift it with his hands.
Quick, get a time machine. For, uh, educational purposes.
Modern Goth
Roses are as red as my blood,
Violets are as black as my soul,
Please just let me die,
I’m 15 years old.
No I’m not.