Get a dumb phone.

A super fast car is a toy, fast electronics are useful tools.

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he’s constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he’s making shit up for laughs.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

I’ll take Cyberdyne. A laser blast to the head sounds like a nice, peaceful way to go out.

The human race went extinct about 17 years ago. We’re all secretly something else, but we don’t tell you about it until you’re 45.

I’ve been saying the same thing for like a decade now, but it’s not like the DNC actually cares.

Apparently asking what people are going to do to relax after voting must be taboo, because my post got deleted without me being told why.

Hopefully: college is bullshit, go to a trade school.

This is easy. Whoever’s doing the cooking does it their own way. If you don’t like it, then you do the cooking so it can be done your way.

Well to be honest we don’t have a justice system - we have a punishment system pretending to be a justice system.

The electrical college was, as I understand it, originally installed in the event the population voted really, really stupidly - to avoid the “tyranny of the majority.” If course that’s not actually how it works. It’s a dead theory and the whole process should be kicked off a cliff and replace with some kind of ranked choice system. At the federal level, if nothing else.

It’s not just “hitting” when it’s done with explosives and bullets, and the ones doing the killing aren’t children. They’re all bad and all need to be stopped from abusing and slaughtering noncombatants. If you think that’s a hot take, hey congrats, you’ve discovered the thinking that perpetuates the violence.

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He’s not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.

Keep in your trunk the following: a portable snow shovel, an ice scraper, a window snow brush, a spare set of gloves, one of those emergency mylar blankets, a little spray-bottle of deicer, an extra jug of wiper fluid.