Bon jour!

Her hips don’t lie

Hail Caesar!

Maybe she’s a hesi-tater

Do you smell toast?

WinRAR. And I paid for it.

This applies to everything. Down with the Epstein Class!

Bat-Nipples

Everything can be porn.

So, do Playboys count as books?

Filling another boba tea

Everybody loves it

Life Pro Tip: If they’re too spicy, you can soak the cut pieces in water to reduce the heat.

Or an Indian. They fucking love Tesla

I have yet to meet a competent Kia Soul driver.

You Got the Touch scene from Transformers (1984) taught me about what it means to be a leader and to sacrifice for your ideals. Optimus Prime was my hero.

Robin has millions of people happy thoughts. He deserves better than your pathetic im14andthisisedgy crap.

Booo! Your life sounds boring

If the quest involves any excuse for violence, I’m in.

Someone stole your cat? I’ll kill’em.

You lost a dead relative’s ring at the graveyard? Bound to be a necromancer I can kill.

Fetch you some water from the well? Push little Timmy in then get his parents to hire me to find him.

I know people shit on this movie, but I love it.