Eat the rich, but like for real.

Just more consolidation under a unitary executive. I’m sure the Space Force is going to see huge spending and contracts in the near future.

At least China is making the EDF.

That lake was mine and I peed in it.

Salt. What are the chances that my 2.5 billion year old salt will actually go bad in a few months?

Why win elections when you can lose elections and have your policies implemented anyway?

We don’t just need better propulsion. The human body needs gravity. Not to mention shielding from radiation. Both of those things are doable, but I doubt there’s the political will in Washington to keep astronauts safe. If China planned on sending people to Mars in the future then America would strap a few people into a rocket propelled shoebox and honor the completely broken human when/if they get home.

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Animal Bar by Red Hot Chili Peppers

The only pandemic the IOC cares to prevent is the sinful act of premarital sex, by why of those cardboard anti-sex beds.