Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

They’d love to do that, they really would, but they can’t go much lower and still have you pay the mortgage and upkeep for them

So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

500+ rounds? Oh my heavens! He was either preparing for a mass murder or an hour at the range.

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.