I really wish we could photosynthesize. I hate having to poop.

Sadly, humans don’t have chloroplasts.

And plastic bags keep them from being able to vomit out the water.

Those are the only ones I’m certain of. I run Linux so I don’t have to be spied on by my OS.

Yes. Copilot and Recall will send your information to them.

Well, the GrapheneOS team announced that they will be able to support Pixel devices going forward, despite Google being little bitches.

I will look into flashing another device with LineageOS to tinker with.

Can you lock the bootloader after installing LineageOS?

That’s true.

I have stories that I tell people I don’t know well, and there are stories that only my sister, wife, and best friend have heard, and only once I had enough to drink.

🥰

Yeah, but we need the type of oil that we don’t produce as much of.

TBH, geologists know where most of the potential oil bearing sites on the planet are.

(Any basin that dates back to the Permian.)

I only use Lemmy.

The main reason is that Redditt banned me for saying that if you have the chance, you should always punch a nazi.

I could maybe see myself with a pagan, but it depends on how much woo they believe in.

Luckily, a wonderful atheist woman found me and we’ve been married going on 10 years now.

There may be browser extensions that will spoof your TZ data.

Your web browser gives up that information when asked by a site.

Yes.

Set your system time to UTC.

Indeed.

In other news, grass is green.

Me too. I still can’t get the Nvidia card to work on my Acer Nitro 5.

Had to upgrade to a better laptop when Dawntrail released on Final Fantasy XIV.