GHiLA

A Resistance game following some of the trends put forth by the Doom remakes.

A Killzone game that brings back some of the platforming mechanics from games like Titanfall 2.

Crash, Sackboy, Daxter and Clank indie-style metroidvanias and platformers.

A new Tearaway

A new Gravity Rush

A Grand Turismo 4 Remaster, or at least one that isn’t shit.

Call Capcom up and talk about an exclusive Resident Evil that only works with your exclusive PS5 controller.

Call Remedy up and get a good original 3rd person shooter.

Win the game: Steam App on PlayStation, emulation layer capable of playing most indie games and lightweight offerings on Steam. TF2 on a PS5? Why not?

Like, be awesome again, Sony.

The real reason:

Walmart ain’t got enough staff to enforce shit at 2AM

I have 2TB of music and 7TB of videos but I rarely pirate a game.

Almost never, sometimes I’m extremely interested in something but want to try it out first. Games are such time sinks that if I can’t shell out $20, then I have bigger problems and probably shouldn’t be playing it.

That said, I get a lot of content isn’t available in some countries and piracy is the only way some people can experience something, so, different strokes.

Oh, turns out each ad is 15 seconds long per an agreement to standardize playback.

Oh, turns out you can’t skip the first 30 seconds of a video.

Oh, turns out if the first 15 seconds doesn’t play, the playback disables entirely.

~Solutions a lowly forklift repair technician came up with in five seconds.

Imagine what a Google developer might think of.

The most likely situation is just having apps that watch the content, trim the ads off, then drop it off into a folder.

You get home, watch your downloads, put it up for the night.

Or even worse, setup jellyfin with sonarr server to completely automate everything and watch everything for absolutely free and continue to do so forever??

Oh no?..

status of “Books”

isnt is

Welcome to OP’s blocklist.

puts down atheism pamphlet

…later, we will find you and tell you god isn’t real.

Did you ask?

It never mattered. We were going to tell you anyway.

edit: someone is following around all of my comments and downvoting like a little toddler. Hi, tiny man!

Does this cup hold infinite water?

Would any?

…gonna be real honest. Just some chick is actually less of a description than I’d give in this case.

She was in two romantic comedies, I guess? A lotta Last Holiday fans? She wasn’t known for anything beforehand other than one sitcom spinoff, unless she’s a pop star or influencer or something, in which case… lol?

planting them in the ground to counter-act a plot involving a giant transmutation circle that might happen in 15 years

"I could just kill Sloth…

nah, this is easier."

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No, only Reddit is allowed to be funny enough to repost, despite this entire ecosystem existing in spite of it.

If any videogame series on earth could actually be made better by Ai, it’s probably The Sims.

Entire families of Ai dipshits lighting themselves on fire and drowning in pools sounds like endless entertainment. Imagine convincing them to fight eachother, gaslighting them, god with a magnifying glass.

My mom won’t stop continually trying to cure her type 1 diabetes with every conceivable bullshit product known to mankind, assured by God and stubbornness that it can be done. Most of it, she hides from her doctor.

This week it’s mushroom coffee. Last month it was CBD pills. Usually always from Facebook ads. I give her a lecture every time. She ignores it every time. It’s basically all she spends he money on and you can’t tell her not to. Sometimes it isn’t even an online product and I’ll find every salt container in the trash can.

we don’t eat salt anymore, it’s the problem

Then I have to wrestle all of it back out, explain the history of cooking from 2000 years to now and why is important then ask who on earth told her that.

Every. Single. Week and she falls for it every single time. Ugh.

Then your plan is kinda flawed from the start, eh?