The Snark Urge

Why are chickens so cool?

B’caws

Knock knock

Owls

Owls whoo

Yes they do

Did you have to peg me that hard before we’ve even met

That ain’t me, I barely post… Though I do sometimes say too much.

A lot more ink is going to be spilled on this as it unfolds, and that too is what the people voted for - drama.

You think I’m being melodramatic? Historians make careers on turning points like this. We can never know exactly what will happen next, but we can at least be sure that normality is not on the menu.

This election is likely going to be looked back on as the point when things became completely untenable in the 21st century. The American empire will implode, billions will suffer, the climate emergency will accelerate to maximum, and geopolitical dynamics will become incredibly unstable. Shit is about to go fully awry. This was it, and the people who are already bored about it have played no small part in getting us here.

The fabric of society and basic belief in science has been made a villain to fascist rubes.

They’re afraid to make journalism look as cool as this

There are some regrettable exceptions

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

I’m never going to be a MK expert or anything, but I like them and wanted a reasonably decent one. After a lot of research I ended up trying my luck with a Glorious GMMK 2, kailh box white switches, and doubleshot pudding key caps all in white. I later modded it with a sheet of PE foam between the PCB and the switches, and now it sounds delightful. I’m happy enough with it that, unless I decide to change the switches or try a denser foam, I might already be at my “endgame” keyboard. It does have LEDs, but if you get normal key caps it’ll just look backlit, you can control how they shine anyway though. Dunno your budget, but that’s what got me in and out of a potentially very expensive hobby for under £150.

You’re not just an asshole, you’re a poor reader. I was agreeing with the other person.

You’re always such an asshole, you know that?

I tried operating under that assumption, it didn’t work out

Alright, I’ll come off it. I just saw you walking in one of my shoes and thought I’d put in a friendly word… For the good of your sole. 🫣

This is fun. I’m trying to agree with you while explaining that we don’t have to be pricks about it, and you’re just doubling down. I love this comedic chemistry. Can we heckle things together?

You’re not wrong, but you’re falling for a frequent foible of my own - not to put too fine a point on it, but you’re coming across a bit superior.

At last, 🧑‍🔬 funny haters

You’re really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

Besides, there’s no user karma on this site.

I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations

Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat