Live long enough to get revenge on the factors that made your life shit.

Pfft

This is Abbot and Costello erasure.

Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

One wonders how many inhabited planets in the universe are referred to by the locals as “Dirt.”

Chai latte. With or without espresso, depending.

Hell yeah, Ocean Man.

ReBoot had a ton of these, but I’d really like to play the Mad Max-inspired racing game where cars range from the size of go-karts to armored semi trucks and 747 front ends mounted on tank treads.

Also, not a fake game, but a fake game accessory, I’d like to play with the Nintendo Power Glove from the movie The Wizard that is actually good and enjoyable to use.

It’s plausible for the PS1, though.

Global Thermonuclear War exists in the form of DEFCON.

Never forget:

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the infinity d4?

As ever:

I remember going to Dragon Con the year after this movie and there were SO many dudes dressed up as Nurse Joker, and I have to assume a fair number of them were just holding out for the opportunity and excuse to dress up as the nurse they had always wanted to.

The same Steve Bannon who was arrested by Post Office investigators for defrauding people into giving him money to build a wall with Mexico and who was later pardoned by Donald Trump? That Steve Bannon?

probably brewing tea in their tank

Definitely brewing tea in their tank.

The phenomenon of consciousness / individuality / free will is the fragment of our higher-dimensional anatomy that intersects with our 4-dimensional reality.

Avalanches, Since I Left You