they’re dick pills. do you not shove them in your dick hole?

still a lovely name.

hallelujah!

no, she died just before the summit.

to add insult to injury, her whole purpose to climb “to show that vegans can do it too” was proven earlier that day when another vegan actually reached the summit.

her cold dessicated corpse is still on the mountain right this moment, as a testament to the hubris and folly of a egotistical endeavor that nobody asked for.

she had multiple opportunities to turn back but ultimately her stubbornness won out.

the path of the righteous is often a fools errand.

remember Maria Strydom, for she teaches us that just because you believe you can do it doesn’t mean you can do it.

cheapest meals you’ll ever find.

• beans
• rice
• seasonings
• ramen

also if you can, grow your own veggies. yellow summer squash dries really well and can be used in lots of dishes.

winter squash like butternut stay good for 6-10 months in the right conditions and can literally fill a meal.

carrots are easy to grow and high in nutrients, they can be stored for several months as well.

make sure you keep all your scraps and reintroduce them back into the soil as fertilizer. I would dry them and grind them in a blender along with egg shells, a bit of coffee grounds, dried fruit peels (like banana, orange, apple, etc). sprinkle over soil and mulch over that(could be dried leaves or hardwood mulch), and water.

if you grow eggplant, the leaves can be dried and boiled to create a weak insecticide since the plant is related to tobacco.

fight powdery mildew with vinegar and water. A 1/10 solution weak should be good enough.

if squash bugs or other pests are a problem, get a torch and burn them and the eggs off your plants. if you’re vigilant when they first show up, you won’t have to work so hard later. remember, the point is to “cook” them, not cremate your plant.

if space is a concern, grow things that crawl. greenbeans, peas, tomatoes, acorn squash, yellow squash, zucchini. all can be grown from pots on trellis. make sure they get plenty of light, water, and nutrients. careful with some squash though, they can crossbreed if they’re in the same family.

think of it this way. you spend $10-20 on heirloom seeds and take the seeds from your best harvest every year, you’ll never have to buy those vegetables again. $10-20 dollars, for a lifetime of food.

better make yourself some Epstein brand multigrain muffins. your colon will thank you.

my boss does this all the time. I just ignore it.

I have some but on one side are my details and on the other is a QR code with all my details for a phone contact.

AI girlfriends have more in common with prostitutes than real relational girlfriends.

a real girlfriend is an investment while an AI girlfriend/prostitute is an expenditure.

in the long run, AI girlfriends are far more costly than any prostitute.

I mean…she is 18…

that said it doesn’t account for the two previous years they were “together”.

it’s also more expensive

I’m pretty sure it didn’t. it’s more common than not to experience ED with ALS.

this is sihtposting, what did you expect?

you do understand that face sitting is a thing and that his mouth, tongue, and lips still worked and that predators exist across all differences in humanity, right?

he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

Usually I point at them aggressively to get their attention and then start miming Gluck glucking to show them how much of a dumb whore I am.

I don’t think it’s working though, usually they just flip me off and look real angry.

not if it was lineage, calyx, graphene.

this is shitposts… it’s supposed to be way worse.

XP is still good! still the only windows version that’s reverse compatible with DOS.