I’m reminded of a meme from the early 2000s. keep in mind it was a completely different time.

arguing with someone online is like the special Olympics. you may win but everyone looks retarded.

I snuggle with my kids on cold days to keep them warm.

I cuddle with your wife on cold days to stay warm.

oh no…you’ve done it now!

someone got their Egyptology degree from Queen Cleopatra.

Egypt was actually pretty well mixed between lower Saharan Africans, Greeks, Turks, etc. that’s because Egypt was a trusted trade route between many successful economies around the Mediterranean sea.

if owning a product is based in ownership of the product and buying proves ownership then, you can’t own their product by “buying” their product when they can revoke your ownership anytime.

so, if you can’t buy the product and can’t own the product, you can’t steal the product because they never gave you possession of it.

they didn’t lease me the use of the product according to the law, they sold it to me. from a legal perspective, there are contracts, signatures, and other documents that must be filed for every lease to determine the structure of the lease. TOS is not a binding contract strong enough for leases.

funny thing, that’s one of the fights going on right now with companies like Disney and Doordash. their argument that the victim agreed to their (broad) TOS, releases them of any legal liability.

should the corpos win those cases, TOS for the most mundane bullshit will likely end terribly for consumers.

if that’s what you think, I have a bridge to sell you.

It’s worth $6.7billion but the lowest I’ll go is $3.50

once you pay me you can have that bridge, but don’t you dare copy it.

good. employees need time off too.

I worked at a 24h WM. it fucking sucked working 2p-11p then 7a-2p over and over again.

Elmer looks exhausted from making it too.

hope you don’t live in the US. It worked in 2016, but now… you will be shot in the fucking head.

me.

nobody else in here. and there aren’t any other tools around.

(self-burn. the rarest of burns)

years ago I gamed the casinos on an old Intel II that was slow a shit online. The cup game was the easiest to beat. because of this, I had collected over 7 million bottles of sand that were worth like 1np.

ffw a few years and I sign in and these things were some kind of quest item and were selling for like 40np.

I flooded the market with my stock at 5np each, caused a run on the bottled sand market and caused a market crash.

got my account banned. they refused to activate my account and said I hacked their system because there was no other way to get that many bottles.

and that’s how I tried to usurp the corrupt neopet kingdom and never played again.

not just ethics, security as well. what’s to stop the pos from pulling a Chrome and collecting your browsing habits to sell to the highest bidder?

here, no text.

nobody read your self-righteous rant.

stop, you’re somebody to somebody.

you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.

you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.

humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.

I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.

if you don’t like the jokes I’m tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.

– some comedian

I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.

he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

at those prices meth is cheaper.

are we talking shooting up in an old abandoned factory bad, or “mom help I got my dick stuck in a fish.” bad?

meet Delores, she’s here to ensure you’re satisfied with your job.

company a gets bought by company b. company b fires 50% of company a.

even a scream test won’t get you answers because nobody is around that could complain nor know where the docs are.