Queen HawlSera

I keep trying to load the hot girl skin, but I’m still me…

How do I get my money back for these microtransactions?

God I was steamed when Trump was praised for a good economy, when he inherited Obama’s policies and when Trump’s policies went into effect it caused Covid-19 lol

Even Trump admitted Democrats were better for the economy

I think it’s funny how Tankies pretend China is a paradise. China will absolutely starve every man, woman, and child over the pettiest of shit, there’s no telling what they’d do to win a tariff war.

Correct

Pineapple on Pizza isn’t bad and you’re being whiners

God, what I REALLY hate is when they depict someone getting really quiet near the end of their sentence, effectively cutting themselves off, and THEN the other person speaks…

Like that’s not even a realism fuck-up, that’s just terrible directing.

I actually liked this plot point in Last Action Hero when they need to get Arnold back into the movie world, because he received a gunshot wound that was fatal in the real world… and once he’s back in the movie world, doctors are called but they laugh off him bleeding out as the people around him being hysterical and over-reacting to their friend barely even having a minor injury… and the doctors are absolutely correct.

Why?

Yeah, but you were probably a kid before body cams existed

I dunno, I live in a pretty rural area and pretty much every small business would either laugh at that offer or just give you the food for free because they felt sorry for you.

That was my intent, if we lived in a world where doctors could wave their magic wand and turn us all into curvy cuties overnight… well that’d be awesome but I’d wonder why this magic wand doesn’t curse cancer.

Apparently this actually happens, with a very specific type of mine meant for tank infantry. Stupid people just think “some mines work this way, therefore all do.”

Kinda like how a decade ago we had the Gluten-Free craze because somehow enough people heard “Some people can’t have gluten” and interpreted that as “No one should have gluten”

How does being smart make you worse at a job? I mean sure if you only THINK you’re smart like Elon the Husky Musk sure… but yeah…

Kinda happened for me and I’m the girl in the situation! I had a guy who was creepily obsessed with me and would threaten to hurt himself all the time if he didn’t get his way. He even showed up at my house uninvited once and he always kept insisting we were dating. I kept telling him we were just friends at best, that’s it, but he’d freak out, insist we were lovers, and have a panic attack. Eventually he’d forget all about it and just pretend I never said anything.

I didn’t call the cops because I’m honestly afraid of the police more than him at this point. (The police in this town are as stupid as they are accusatory sadly)

It has a weirdly happy ending. Eventually I just lost all patience and gave him the number for a therapist. He actually went, he realized I was afraid of him.

My plan was to finally “Break up with him” for REAL this time after a therapist set him straight.

He broke down in tears realizing that he was never really my boyfriend, at first he called me heartless saying that it wasn’t fair that from his perspective I had punished him for seeking out therapy I told him to get.

After he calmed down we hung out for a bit, but… then we actually stared dating because it turned out that with his meds keeping him stable he’s actually a wonderful person that I get along well with and I actually DO love him. My family has even pretty much accepted him as part of the fold with my mother saying that it’s like she’s gained a son all of a sudden.

We just spent Halloween together and watched Fritz The Cat while high on shrooms and eating candy, being super lovey dovey with each other and talking about the 70’s…

Life is strange.

I doubt it happens like this for most people.

Ya know, it kinda makes sense that Hollywood is full of sex criminals when you look at romantic comedies and are always left wondering “And he’s not in jail why?”

You’re telling me a waitress in New York City can’t afford a penthouse apartment and have a comedically unlimited food budget?

So Postal 2 (Where you throw a lit match directly at one) is accurate?

Yes actually, not sure why people had an issue with that film

I thought that got canned