Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

Jokes on us, it’s actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…

While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

Same, dont feel stupid though. Not everyone lives somewhere that home defense is a concern.

Is there such a place? 🥺

Hey don’t discriminate, it’s not just twinks…

I love calling older men daddy 😅

Cats are not dogs no matter how much mine thinks he is

Microchip bro, it’s under their skin all pets should have them. Even if they are an indoor pet

All 6 agents but they can’t really see what we’re doing because it’s too gay and therefore they’re not even allowed to look at it.

Imagine if that child grew up and invented Taco Bell, they truely won the franchise wars by using time travel.

It wouldn’t be American otherwise

I got a hockey net last time.

Where’s Hardgay

Jesus Christ!

Why does the serving tray have words spelled in cum?

When I was 8 my parents got married in Honolulu, the little jetty that is next to the outrigger had this chonk boy living in the rocks next to it, bro would just pop out and mean mug everyone.

All see, no saw

Thanks for explaining 😊❤️

I agree, plus the Nazi version would possibly be easier to shift.