I am not enjoying this timeline very much at all.

Every time I do it makes me laugh.

This is gross shit.

Seen Twin Peaks, watched it through twice over the years. Nickelback singer did not have a cameo appearance.

Yeah well Bob might have a promising career in the music industry.

Does everyone’s phone get searched or is it still random or profiling?

Le mot juste. Bravo.

Is that the singer from Nickelback in the lower panel left corner?

Sounds like the forbidden chewing gum and potato chip type of combo.

I might let this one slide if not for the dipping, if He dips in the jar it’s a crime.

Yellow or brown mustard?

Okay so far these are the only really weird ones. The thought of ketchup and maple syrup gave me an involuntary shudder and I have eaten Tarantula.

On a cracker, usually a Breton (made in Canada) I place a thin slice of aged cheddar then I top it with peanut butter a smear of mayo and a drop or two of hot sauce. I used to use Franks now I use Valentina (Mexican) Anyway it’s amazing.

I saw this dude at a Nickelback concert. I mean I heard someone saw him at a Nickelback concert.

I always wonder if our pets memories work like ours and they relive the good times in their dreams.

A very handsome gentleman. Happy Birthday.

I refuse to help until I see a photo of your dog blowing out their candles. Extra credit if they are wearing a party hat.