First sentence: fair point

Yep

Good job he’s not a bird

But hyenas are dogs, right? Right?!

Integrity’s headlights

Know your audience

I still can’t work out whether he’s top-tier trolling or not

Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either

She has such a happy look about her!

I am suspicious of some of those colours in the background

That’s mental!

Uh oh, keep an eye on your kids OP!

After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

You know

C’est chic

No it’s not

Sigourney Weaver vibes

Yeah but they’re massive and good quality

Yeah i dont know if this fits shitpost

Wdym? It’s totally normal to refer to your daughter’s clothes as slutty