She keeps that copy near the toilet so that she has a light read on hand for those post-Taco Bell sweat inducing shits.

Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.

Unless they’re lefties.

Here in Mexico the BYD brand vehicles are everywhere and I’ve been in a few because their favored by a lot of UBER drivers.

I really cannot complain about the quality, smoothness of the ride, even in a pothole ridden city, and the driver loved the mileage (km-age?) per charge and the comfortable interior.

I was surprised af because I was ready to shit all over it when I saw it pull up.

How super duper cute is that little Joey?

How broken is this glass? Is it still jagged chunks or fine dust? Is it a Japanese self cleaning toilet or where punk rock bands jam out?

The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

(j,b)eans

No it’s not!

No it’s not!

No he doesn’t!