I live at 2000m altitude

I had a problem with skin on the tops of my knees drying out and flaking, it was quite painful

Turned out it was the antiperspirant I was using on my armpits got on my knees when I bent over to put my socks on and dried out the skin 😂

I know a guy that lives under a bridge. He only does wet cuts though.

Simply because he has a fetish for urinating on hair

Removed by mod

Not surprised to see nobody recommended bringing back Wilfred

Knew a Wilf once and he was a complete dickhead

The difference being

Jen-e-vive

Vs

Zhawn-vi-ev

Fuckin long headline to say “because they’re cowards” lol

ITT people who didn’t/couldn’t install Windows via Rufus, and/or don’t know how to set up an OS

Downvotes duh

Does for 96% of the market lol

I use Windows because it just works

I lived in Paris for a year, speak french and respect people who work extremely difficult jobs in the most tourist-heavy city on the planet

I think I met three or four grumpy cunts in that year. Considering everything, that’s a miniscule percentage

Bear in mind these people aren’t being false-nice. They don’t rely on tips to feed their kids

When they post asking for help with Windows and get an entire thread of answers from obnoxious elitist wankers who couldn’t even decide on a distro between them

Who complains the most about the so-called french “attitude”?

Brits and Yanks, the ones that think cleaners and waiters are beneath them and need to dance to earn tips

Makes sense

France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Hold on, I’ll phone the Romans and ask them why they didn’t make the pont du Gard wheelchair accessible

In my dad’s era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different

I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb

I don’t like trying to climb them though

Every time I’m near Marseille, which isn’t often, grab an absolute load of bar soap. Each bar lasts two or three months of daily use

That’s it

I think it’s great that you have such good friends they’re too polite to tell you how bad you smell 😊

I am so going to investigate gay underpants