Use a broken key extractor.

https://www.amazon.com.au/s?k=broken+key+extractor

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/387398979050

This. Ive been going through 1 pair of $200AUD boots roughly every 18 months. Just bought a new pair for around $250.

There are studies linking appearance and personality:

Why It’s Surprisingly Easy to See People’s Personalities in Their Faces

Is There a Link between Physical Appearance and Personality?

How your looks betray your personality

Anything gilt in gold. Its a poor mans idea of wealth

Something to keep in mind is that after 30 male testosterone starts to decline and decreased testosterone can result in carrying more weight around the mid-section and may make it harder to lose.

https://trtaustralia.com/testosterone-levels-by-age-chart/

https://rexmd.com/learn/low-testosterone-and-weight-gain

Might and Magic 7: For blood and honor

You could try a nutritional supplement like carbohydrates or protein;

• The 6 Best Weight Gain Supplements, According to Dietitians
• 12 Best Supplements to Gain Weight

Lol. The Lockpicking Lawyer springs to mind 😁

Crime related:

• https://www.youtube.com/@thisisMONSTERS/
• https://www.youtube.com/@redtreestories/
• https://www.youtube.com/@TruRedCRIMEVAULT/
• https://www.youtube.com/@BeyondEvill/
• https://www.youtube.com/@TheVillains./
• https://www.youtube.com/@StrangerStories/
• https://www.youtube.com/@diretrip/videos

Disaster related:

• https://www.youtube.com/@FascinatingHorror/
• https://www.youtube.com/@PlainlyDifficult/
• https://www.youtube.com/@USCSB/
• https://www.youtube.com/@ScaryInteresting/
• https://www.youtube.com/@DarkRecordsDocs/

Weird medical stories: https://www.youtube.com/@chubbyemu

Interesting economic vids: https://www.youtube.com/coldfusion/

Business and economics: https://www.youtube.com/c/Wendoverproductions/

Geopolitics explainer vids: https://www.youtube.com/@CaspianReport/

Theme park history: https://www.youtube.com/@Defunctland/

Interesting historical themed vids: https://www.youtube.com/@YoreHistory/

Don’t even have to go that far, just change your DNS to a non-Australian one. Anything that turns up from a “top 10 dns providers” search works.

Really tasty all veg soup. Crockpot lentil soup

Seconded. Bobiverse is great to listen to while mowing the lawn or doing other mindless jobs.

Maybe offer to shout them a nice dinner once a month. I know it involves money but it’s more of a gift than paying their bills.