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Are you suggesting that Yoga is “woowoo?”

It’s a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.

But women have milk ducts, an essential body part to develop & channel milk. Do men have milk ducts?

Just use your one free call for 911.

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Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?

Males have all the mammary glands plumbing already built in?

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HELP, I’VE BEEN CREAMPIED AND CAN’T GET UP!

Sarcastically how did we ever survive before doordash? People had to actually leave their homes and go to the store themselves? I’m seriously curious how many housebound bed-ridden people were suffering before doordash existed. Or did the existence of doordash create a whole new population of people too lazy to run their own damn errands?

There should be a cap on how much wealth a person or corporation* is legally allowed to possess. Once their net worth hits $999,999,999.99, it triggers a plug at the bottom of their bank account to open, forever draining** every penny that attempts to exceed that maximum amount.

*Corporations included because they seem to claim all the rights of personhood

**and TRULY trickling down to people who actually earn & deserve & need it

I’m feeling a miniature version of this. For the first time in years I have $5,000 in my bank account and nothing I need to buy at the moment, but I’m still frozen because I know I can’t spend it because I know I will eventually need it for something. Imagine feeling this on a billionaire scale. They just keep accruing more & more & they never give it to anyone who desperately needs it because they are hoarding it for some future selfish unknown purpose.

Gambling used to be illegal because it’s addictive & destructive. I’m not sure when it became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when it was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it’s addictive & destructive.

Yeah seriously that book he’s holding in his hand seems quite small for all the information it claims to contain.

More like a significant increase in the number of people who at least once a week think about killing T***p.

If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.