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Cake day: August 12th, 2023

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  • Crobat, my beloved. Where hast my 6 foot, 4 winged bat gone? What forces of evil have possessed GameFreak to keep me from you? Can they not see the bonds of friendship that keep me coming back to you? Dost they not know thou art perfect? Your soft purple fur, your unique typing, your winning personality? Fear not, my love. For I know that one day, you and I will be reunited! I will once again fly on your back to the Pokémon league, whereupon I will thrash the Elite Four with your STAB Cross Poison! Till then, my lavender cutie, rest your mighty wings, sweet cherub. Our time will come again.





  • I even went to r/conservative on Reddit and 9/10 people were saying this is unacceptable.

    Dear God, those comments.

    Hopefully this just a bluff and he doesn’t actually do it.

    I just… it reads as so casual about the situation. Not “Holy shit, this is bad!” Just “I hope he’s kidding”. Even when they turn on him they can only manage the weakest possible criticism.

    Bonus comment about MTG demanding impeachment in another thread:

    She fell off the crazy cliff. Never understood how she went wacko so fast.

    NOW??!! SHE’S ONLY GONE CRAZY NOW??!!

    I can’t fucking believe this. She was sane when she was talking about Jewish space lasers and dems controlling the weather, but impeaching the president for engaging in genocide is too far apparently!

    Excuse me, I need to scream.