Lol too late. I already moved to Linux and love it.

Crazy that Mike Fuckabee didn’t make the cut for that artwork. Of all the fundamentalists surrounding our big shithead president he’s probably the most mental.

Just wait til they discover long neck giraffes, pet cats, and dogs

Skinhead Steve sure had a hard time securing his sidearm. Are we sure he’s qualified for this ‘elite’ team of mercenary klansmen?

I heard he also smokes all the cigarette butts left in the ashtrays down to the filters. Honestly sounds like a reasonable post-party cleaning service if you don’t mind nurturing him back to health after his bender.

Islamophobia permeated the speeches, with Brian Tamaki, leader of New Zealand’s Destiny Church, claiming that “Islam, Hinduism, Bahai, Buddhism” are “all false”.

“We’ve got to clean our countries up. Get rid of everything that doesn’t receive Jesus Christ. Ban any public expression of other religions in our Christian nations. Ban halal. Ban burqas. Ban mosques, temples, shrines - we don’t want those in our countries.”

From a Middle East Eye article link

Look how peaceful the right is. They only want to ban all religions they don’t agree with and anything to do with them and maybe kill anyone practicing them. Just a peaceful coexistence crowd weaponizing the death of an American fascist to spread more “peaceful” nationalist christofascist messages. Sounds real difficult to denounce /fucking sarcasm

Time to staff up whatever infirmary or hospital services the prison he’s headed to. That man will introduce them to new illnesses they’ve likely never seen before.

Disarm your resistance fighters or we’ll send our rabid attack dog to genocide your civilians while openly giving them the tools to do so. America is a terrorist state.

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Good.

Comedy gold

On Monday, after news broke about Bongino showing up to work this week, another senior Trump administration official messaged Rolling Stone a YouTube link to a scene from the Seinfeld episode in which George Costanza angrily quits his job, realizes he has few prospects, then returns to his office as if nothing had happened.

Jeez, Davel, I’m not talking about the guys who expelled the fucking British empire from their tyrannical petite bourgeoisie slave kingdom here.

Why give up a stranglehold on current profit margins to upset the status quo for (in their kindest estimation) the possibility of a net positive when you can simply CRUSH DISSENT

At last, my grant from the foreign feline office! Now we can finally score some premo quality catnip and catch that dastardly bastard (who’s presumably responsible for all this) known only as my nemesis.