


Moving this around would scratch the everloving fuck outta the disk.
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.



Moving this around would scratch the everloving fuck outta the disk.


I hear “The states,” “The US,” and “America” equally used here in Cali. Almost never do I hear “The USA” unless it’s said like “the good 'ol US of A.”


memes about the sun exploding begin appearing on your feed, but you only find them 7 minutes after the sun exploded


I imagine pumpkin fries probably taste a bit like sweet potato fries. I wanna know what’s in the bubble blowing machine that affects sims like the marijuana in Half-Baked.


I don’t even send him gifts. He doesn’t like getting them, and I’m broke anyway.
I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam and liking it.
And after I did that, tho, I stopped liking Spam. Too much of a good thing is bad 😔


I talk like a couple stand-up comedians.
Specifically Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks; Full of anger and lots of yelling.


Gameplay can be copied just fine, anyway. In fact, most games are just copying the gameplay of something else (not least of which are the THOUSANDS of Minecraft clones that play the same, but have their own aesthetic). This game looks exactly like Minecraft, tho, and it could very easily be confused for Minecraft. That is going to be more damning for the dev than the mechanics.


If the cops find 5 million dollars in cash and 20 tons of cocaine at the scene, I gurantee only 2 to 3 million of the money and 15 tons of the coke is gonna end up in the evidence locker and the dealer is going to jail.


Pro: Stamina for days
Con: Dingleberries


They poop and don’t need anyone to clean them
That’s more because of anomatomy than intelligence. Most animals don’t have butt cheeks.


Making new accounts to ask the same question is never going to get you different answers than the hundred other times you asked.
me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes
“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”


Licking boots.


What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.


Fake my death; start over elsewhere.


Watching region-locked content without pirating it.
buying games that are cheaper elsewhere in the world
Wish I had came in last instead of winning first place 😩
“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”