The book Kermit is reading implies he intends to do it himself…

Is carbon dioxide just ghosts? 🤔

Wetness.

Ewww. People. 🤢

Coca-Cola isn’t a diuretic?

Like/Dislike.

I mean… It entirely depends on the sandwich.

Like, rye is super good for most lunch meats and tuna; not so good for a PB&J.

For a savory sammy, I prefer the semi-hard loaves with cheese and herbs baked on the top. For a grilled cheese or PB&J, plain white bread is the best. And ryes also work good with the grilled cheese.

My favorite rye is Jewish. It’s usually a thicker cut than the others.

I Think You Should Leave.

These things were terrible at cleaning my head.

Rookie mistake.

Its actually called “the overhead.”

It means the dildo is on the left.

Brown-tinted glasses.

Makes everything look like shit.

78 miles from my spawn point.

I mean… I am pansexual and no, I don’t fucking know how sexuality works.

How do you determine who is “hot?” How does just looking at someone, with their clothes on, turn you on? I don’t work that way. I don’t get it.

I’m not attracted to men or women. I am attracted by penises and vaginas and buttholes and balls. The only thing that would make me sexually unattracted to a person, is if they have absolutely no genitalia at all and had a plastic doll crotch.

I know this isn’t normal. If it was even common, I’d surely have found another person that is the same.

In most cases, they didn’t learn anything except for a very choreographed scene that would not be useful at all in an actual fight.

But it has been known to go the other way, where good martial artists turn into great movie stars. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Tony Jaa used their skills to make more believable action sequences.

Saw someone earlier impersonating an admin (poorly).

Drop the N bomb. And I don’t mean nuclear.

Unless it’s actually a racist community… Then I guess you’d have to swap it for Black Lives Matter or some form of “I will punch nazis in the face.”

Four new foreskins to choose from!

Usually only after getting laid.

Like when I left my friend’s this morning. :3

I have to wonder how much a needle and thread is where you are that buying a new pair of pants is cheaper than patching a hole/tear in the ones you already have. Clothing is one of the few things that doesn’t have this problem… But it also has an oversaturation problem so I could see pants being basically free in some parts of the world.