Wait, it’s not about The Forest 2?
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
Wait, it’s not about The Forest 2?
“My only regret is not having eaten more fried peanut butter nana sammiches.”
I made my own community specifically for that. Everyone can use it, though.
Gentle? But babe, I just lost to Promised Consort Radahn 157 times in a row; I need to vent that anger.
Everytime I hear or see someone calling women “females” unironically I just picture them as a ferenghi.
A friend that both plays the same video games I like so we can play together and also fucks me.
A yellow baseball cap with a black brim. The front has a patch consisting of a “Rolling Stones” style pair of lips with a joint in them and the text “Rolling Stoned” encircling it. The underside of the brim has a pattern of joints on it. I have a bunch of pins attached to the front, as well.
I usually wear it every time I go out.
I’ll never not laugh at
“Kane! How many times have I told you to knock before coming into my office?”
“Uh… I did knock but I think the music is too loud?”
“Does it scare you?”
“No… I just don’t really like techno.”
“You would if you had robot ears.”
“Uh… Yeah. Maybe.”
Grandma’s Boy
Zootopia
Sing/Sing 2
Nobody:
Absolutely no-one:
CrayonRosary: Nobody and no-one suck!
I remember whenever you went to a sit down restaurant you had to tell the person seating you if you wanted smoking or non-smoking. As if it mattered lol.
Cat’s not even mine but if he sees me when I am outside and I don’t stop to pick him up and cuddle him, he slaloms between my feet and bites my ankles until I do.
If it reaches you how to add, subtract, divide, multiply, and such.
No wait… That’s a weapon of math instruction.
Yeah; because this isn’t bland. It’s extra AF.
What about Everybean Bagels?
Blue raspberry flavor is supposed to replicate the flavor of a whitebark raspberry which is actually blue when ripe. So there are technically “blue raspberries” already. I’ve never seen them for sale or had them to know how close they are to the fake flavor, tho.
My weed jar. The curse is that it always has less than I thought I put in it.
I commented once on one of that instance’s communities when an instance admin was mass banning people for ridiculous reasons and was told by some of the mods that all I was doing was “giving them work” by reporting violations of their own rules. Ever since, I’ve had them blocked.
Seeing the reason for why you’re banned tells me I made the right choice.
I wish they did more for me than just make me feel super drunk. Did them twice and I didn’t feel closer to nature, didn’t trip balls, didn’t even feel good. I just felt like I drank an entire bottle of Jim Beam; but was left with a slightly more pleasant taste in my mouth.
sees a tech geek start choking across the convention hall
“HELP IS ON THE WAY, DEARIE!”
As they spring over and start giving the heimlich and their fursuit starts falling apart