If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.

No one?

That’s what I thought.

Oh darn guess I’ll have to pour my separate bottles of bleach and ammonia in there since they’re not allowed past security checkpoint.

I keep clicking this thumbnail because bright colorful fluffy animals.

I keep reading the text and not comprehending anything.

Jackbox gives me an abdominal workout from laughter

You don’t need cake. You don’t need bread either.

I mean, define “popular politician” / " unpopular politician." Does the fact that the media constantly shoves all these yahoos in our faces make these political figures popular? Unpopular? It’s all corrupt and I hate every mention of ANY politician’s names, while some people choose politicians to cheer for like it’s a fekkin sports team.

Organic means from Oregon

Agonizing. I’m starting to understand why some people choose to buck the system and live off the land in the wilderness.

There’s a merchant I order products from, and the only way to get shipping tracking info is to install an invasive app that leeches all your Google information.

It is horribly fucked. I didn’t laugh. But I did follow the instructions, and eyeball optical science did indeed make the bullet seem to travel across the page right through Kennedy’s head, straight out to the other side, So visual optics are kinda amazing and whoever made this meme is a twisted sick fuck genius.

Maybe it was LOSS 😆

I’ve been all over the USA and I’ve only seen ER for emergency room. I’m curious where have you seen in the USA it’s called ED?

I’m still contemplating the first line. Interesting that people can lower their tolerance. I’ve heard people say before that it’s impossible to reduce tolerance, even recovering alcoholics who have been sober for years, find their tolerance is the same as it was years before. But perhaps it’s anecdotal and everyone’s different.

My second thought is the abbreviation ED for emergency department. Frustrating that ED can mean three different things.

Eating disorder? Erectile dysfunction? Oh you went to the emergency room. We call it the ER in the United states.