You’re asking why the politicians don’t reach out to the 34%. Meanwhile for the past 10 years politicians have been ranting about dead people voting. A statistic that is blatently false, and has NEVER shown any significant amount of votes coming from dead people. They did find some confusion when old people voted early by mail, but died before election day. But those numbers were a rounding error at best.

So maybe these politicians are thinking “Well we can’t reach the non-voters because they’re dead!”

And then they go on fox news and argue about frogs being gay, or whatever bullshit to distract from actual issues.

So you’re saying I SHOULDN’T preheat my toaster oven to 425F???

UH-OH!!!

brb. Gotta put out some fires.

Never heard of foobar, and honestly surprised it doesn’t have a linux version. It has a windows phone version, but NOT linux.

I know I shit on linux a lot on this site for having a small userbase, but COME ON!!! You make a windows phone version but NOT a linux version??? At least linux has something like 5% of the pc market userbase. And while that may be mockingly small, windows phone probably only ever had 5 users total!

You know it’s bad when I’M the one insulting a program for not having a native linux port.

What if you’re just kinky and into that shit?

They do the work in the office. Just like work from home works in the home.

And a florist works in the…floor.

During the net nuetrality days of 2016, I can remember a list being put out of every senator who voted in favor of dismantling net nuetrality.

And this list showed all known payoffs to each senator.

One senator was bribed $584 total by 4 different ISP giants.

…in the south with slavery?

Followed by putting duct tape over their mouths!

…and some clothespins on their nipples…

What? I’m kinky.

…what?

I fully expect you to go snowboarding naked when you’re 60.

Except, don’t do that. That’s dangerous for your health at any age. You need insulating clothing to keep warm!

That makes sense.

Wait…I haven’t been following the story. Why is him buying Instagram a bad thing legally?

Eggs in a basket??? Jesus!!! How much is THAT going to cost???

Greenland may be on that list soon. I’m not saying I like it, I’m just saying thats the direction we’re going.

We get it, you still wear JNCO jeans.

ITT: I learn that despite never even attempting to fix a car ever in my life, I’m a natural mechanic.

There’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshal tells stories that happened to him. Then the rest of the gang try to guess if he was a kid or if he was an adult but drunk in that story.

Your story would be great for that game. Maybe you were a toddler. Maybe this was how you ruined Thanksgiving 2024.

I can’t use the bathroom unassisted either. Big shout out to gravity for being the force that allows poop to come out of my butt, and not float around the house until you open a window, and it just happens to float outside.

But then outside there would be just a mess of poop and other debris just floating around the city all willynilly.

Boy I sure do love the combination of indoor plumbing and gravity. It’s been at least 40 years since I held a human turd. If I ever did. I don’t know. I would have been a toddler, and don’t remember.

Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.

Doesn’t get more hardcore than that!!!

You know…if religion and all it’s stories weren’t total bullshit and fictional.

But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???