What are you talking about “no advantages to being a male”??? We can stuff a glow stick up our eurethra, and have cock sword fights while making lightsaber sounds!!! Vrrmmmm vrrrmmm CLASH! CLASH! Vrrrrm!!!

We can write our name in the snow in cursive.

We can push the elevator button with our hands full if we think about Aubrey Plaza.

We can helicopter.

Plus, we can slap other guys butts in the shower, provided we just played at least 60 minutes worth of a team based sport!

No benefits…pssshhhh…bitch please!

meh heh heh heh heh!

yoink

steals this guys hat

Probably.

pulls out popcorn

Oh boy. It’s gonna be one of THOSE threads…

Me? I was talking about YOU! Its your rule.

I’m sure your wife loves you…

“Babe, why do you only last 2 minutes when we make love?”

“I’m first to cum! I win at sex!”

If you do get a permit, are you allowed to put up decorations?

I don’t know DINK. Unless you mean Doink’s midget sidekick…

Wait, is your family the cast of the 1994 Survivor Series? Doink, Dink, Pink, and Wink?

Your friends don’t have kids??? Absurd! NOW who shall fetch the beers from the fridge??? Am I supposed to just WALK to the fridge everytime I want a beer at your friends house??? Hmmph!

Oh, I never played sports. My dad didn’t give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.

Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.

I’ll put it this way. When I call a company customer service, and they say “in a few words, tell us your issue”, what I do is say BLARHVSYKKUCAHN

And they say “I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that. Please state the reason for your call.”

And again I say “AJNCTHDTKVFRIDJXRI”

And they say “I’m sorry. I didn’t understand that. Please state the reason for your call.”

And I say “JCFYHCTJCZUIVDJ”

at this point, they either hang up on me, in which case I go see them in person.

OR

They say “I’m having trouble understanding you. Please wait while I connect you to someone who can help.”

The reason I do this is because I want to slow any advancement of any AI service, and fill them with garbage data.

And since the 90s I never use my real name online. If I’m signing up for something at Walmart, my name is Bob Wallemarte. Just enough to slip by their automated reject systems, but enough that if I start getting spam for Bob Wallemarte, I know Walmart sold my information.

Then when I sign up for something in the future, I use Walmarts local store address as my home address. So when Walmart wants to mail me spam, they mail it to themselves.

I’m against all AI.

That’s very true. Timing IS everything. Its probably the most important part of getting high voted comments.

I was banned for violent comments on Reddit

punches Chaos

Yeah! Violence rules!

You gotta know how to optimize visability. I’d regularly have comments that had thousands of upvotes.

Thats the biggest issue I DON’T like about Lemmy. I want everyone in the world on the fediverse.

Removed by mod

No no no, thats backwards. I give you MY debt. It’s an exchange. I take your valuables, you take my debt. Yes, I will allow this.