Oh I’m absolutely aware. The irony would be palatable, if it were not done 100% by design in order to to do just that. 😢

My b, here ya go.

I was severely exaggerating, lol. Yes, there have been lots of weekends like that, but I do actually recall all of them. I know that’s not really the point, but it’s all I got. I did dumb shit with my homie, hundreds of times. We survived, and never even were injured, but I do understand that injury or death was a real possibility when combining the things that we did.

Well, my country is a shithole and I was born and raised in the heaviest gun culture on the planet. I don’t remember ever actually not knowing basic firearms safety, handling and operation. Lotsa fun (imo) but I do get weird looks and reactions from people who aren’t from the US and even many people who are from here.

Here ya go. Fo freeeeeee!

A fun past time, minus the Nazi shit. Many weekends I recall spending in middle of nowhere West Virginia getting hammered on weird chemicals that had just been invented 4 days prior with fully automatic weapons and my homegirl road dawg. Even more that I don’t recall.

That’s good thinking. After all, practice makes perfect.

Uhhh, filibuster.

Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a true shitter!

Just like good ol’ Mantis Tobaggan, MD.

Lucky.

YARLY

I mean… that’s just science. Spittin fax!

3x per day for the past 17 years. (I have chronic IBS)

As she should be.

True, I didn’t know who he was until yesterday.

Lovely reference. :)

Honestly not yet but experiments will begin soon.

The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.