MeatPilot

Your great great great grandkids might finally get to play Star Citizen on an actual star ship.

Look out! It’s Gregor on your neck!

Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.

Essentially the prison saying they don’t want to deal with the body at this point.

Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude’s weirdness didn’t stop at Ren and Stumpy.

Also I’ll add, I don’t “think” any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that’s a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.

As a child with motion sickness brought on by reading in a moving vehicle. I still did this but then got too nauseous and had to lay down.

Also the car filled with cigarette smoke with the windows up didn’t help.

Grotesk maybe. The curve of “h” doesn’t seem to go high enough. Otherwise pretty close.

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.

Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.

Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, I can’t be helpin’ with that, matey! But if ye have other questions or be needin’ help with somethin’ else, feel free to ask, arrr!

My notes during work meetings.

Whispered secret #1: “Your mom and dad regret having you.”

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

I don’t endorse these websites, but an example of some really expensive cat breeds.

Bengal Cats

Scottish Fold

Sphynx

Munchkin

Regardless of pet, don’t buy designer pets unless they are rescues.

I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from “Life of Brian”.

“No I’m not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!”

Did you try looking in your search history?

The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.