Moops@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in?English
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13 days agoHalf a map
Half a map
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.
Yes. And to watch porn when I’m visiting family in Texas.
You sure are on a tear, aren’t ya little guy?
There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.
Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.