The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

I see what you mean.

Circlet of human perfection, but the creator had a really niche fetish.

*Sinse when

It sounds counterintuitive, but I think lawful and chaotic should be the other way around. Libertarians (in the sense it’s used here) tend to support freedom through fairness and consistency of the law, whereas for authoritarians the law is whatever the person in charge feels like.

Yes, that’s why the post has nothing to do with politics.

That’s official DnD lore for Azer.

Made, Not Born. Azers don’t reproduce. They are each crafted from bronze by another azer and imbued with a portion of the crafter’s inner flame. Each azer is sculpted with unique features. This crafting process limits the growth of the azer population and is the primary reason that these creatures remain rare.

However, the spell replication is already extremely powerful.

Reality of this wall of post is me bringing a discussion to a meme

The is the way for meme posts.

Literally but not figuratively horny

“Your mom went down like a bitch, and you will too.”

Are we just not doing phrasing anymore?

Resistance doesn’t stack, so it’s only halved once.

I am a dwarf and I’m sailing a ship

Saily saily ship

Saily saily ship

I remembered there being an exception for artifacts in the antimagic field description, but it turns out it’s confusingly worded.

This section excludes artifacts:

Spells and other magical effects, except those created by an artifact or a deity, are suppressed in the sphere and can’t protrude into it.

But this one doesn’t:

Magic Items: The properties and powers of magic items are suppressed in the sphere.

Is Moradin’s hammer an artifact, could that be used for magical shenanigans inside the anti-magic field?

Oof

And what do muggers do?

You say that, but IIRC there are official DnD statements that gods do not have statblocks because they are too powerful for mortals to even try to fight. They renamed the Tiamat statblock to Aspect of Tiamat for precisely this reason.

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

The heating elements of a toaster don’t touch the bread, it’s more of a paladin waffle iron.