Get out your rich ass bubble white man!

Fuck your HOA suburb.

I imagine it would go like:

“Honey if you would have just…”

“I was vice president of the fucking country!”

¡Aye Carumba!

I like (hate) the way you think.

She actually went to the primary on a decently progressive platform (for a Democrat). Then she ran for president as center right standard Democrat.

That interview where they asked her what would be different if she won versus Biden, and she said she couldn’t think of a thing. That fucking ruined her.

Not a thing will change. Not a single change. Nobody thought to coach her on the most obvious question to ask or they told her the winning line was to stick with the guy who had to drop out?

I’m so fucking sad and sick. Arm yourselves before it’s too late.

I wouldn’t put it past day one dictator and project 2025 that he’s never heard of to immediately put a stop to weapons sold to anyone that doesn’t qualify.

She fucked up. I thought oh shit she might be listening to Bernie when she picked Walz. Then she never looked left for another moment. She played center right and tried to, in the words of another comment, “scrape shit off a fascist’s boot”. I voted for her, harm reduction etc.

They fucking blew it. If we ever have a real presidential election again they better run progressive hard.

I’m down, but he’s just so old. With his only heir apparent being AOC. People don’t like her nearly as much despite basically identical policy proposals. I wonder why?

I’ve said this before but at this point I think our only hope is the destruction of the Republican party so Democrats are the new conservatives. This way a progressive party could arise.

Or get rid of first past the post voting and the electoral college. But that seems harder somehow.

Or, honestly, this is the end and there is no hope left.

Many of them still believe that cities are full of buildings burnt down by BLM and immigrants are raping people in the street. They will never visit, and thus will always believe this.

Bernie is not a Democrat.

I was in gifted courses in school and I’m a fucking idiot. All it did was teach me rudimentary Spanish and make me a target later.

Alright Blitz. What was your previous job?

What is your current job?

You shit on your cousin as a drunk and she still continues to arrive at the Family Estate.

What’s your deal rich man?

I was walking from the corner store when there was this guy freestyling. I was wearing a white shirt with red stripes all over it. He pointed at me and says where’s Waldo, where’s Waldo, he too bald to hide. So yeah.

I still have the shirt and I wear it as junk clothes. I always think Waldo when I put it on.

You nailed it for some of us. What do you do with a guy who went balls to the wall well into his 30s to make up for it?

I’ve felt happiness a few times. I’m thinking it’s time to fight for it.

It’s so hard to do but if you do all the things you are planning on doing as soon as you get home then you can collapse into exhaustion. My wife is good at it. I’m terrible at it.

To be fair the vast majority of what you need to know to do the job is learned on the job. Maybe not for the people who program CERN, but for the majority of jobs this is true.

What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?

– Shark Attack 3

Action movies get a pass from me. I love them. If it’s good it’s good if it’s bad it’s hilarious.

This would be pretty acceptable around where I live. Not in my neighborhood but around here.

They’re dark skinned and African. They might as well be Martians for how much people care about them.