Japan is earthquake country so they get a pass.

India however…

Stop talking about Reddit.

Enjoy the ren faire.

Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhGvR0143s

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

The whole term is dumb anyway. What sport is your car even playing?

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald’s after everything… You know what I’ll take it.

Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

Watch The Good Place, it’s on Netflix.

Seriously! Even back in 2007 I was all “chrome is faster? Great, now Firefox has some competition” I never switched to chrome. You couldn’t pay me to use that privacy nightmare.

Wednesday!

Elsa and Shaggy.

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

He’s not the messiah

Give me more of these!

The sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfIbbP3vuwA

This after the try guys thing and the university dean hearings thing make me wonder if there’s an SNL writers challenge to try and find the worst possible take on any given situation.

That’s not scepticism, that’s cynicism.

Edit: lol the replies