I about shit when I saw him

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ah, what? Fuck man, I listen to Jimmy Urine every day :-(

Fuck.

Fucking love Tank Girl

It puts the push in the little backpack it’s wearing and thanks the person.

Highly interesting

; )

Ahh, I see I see.

Some people call the area the toilet, but most people call it the restroom or bathroom.

It does make some sense to call the entire fixture the seat, because people refer to it as “The Throne” pretty regularly.

Thanks for the catheterization

… My phone just autocorrected “clarification” to “catheterization,” and I’m leaving it.

If you want a more serious answer than my LSD statement, the obvious answer is synchronized swimming and bubble tricks

So, I think we’re referring to two different things. Here, a toilet seat is the little bit that folds up and down and you put your butt on it and it bolts to the top side of the rear of the toilet bowl rim.

Sounds like you may be talking about either squatting toilets or referring to the entire fixture as a seat? Or I’m just confused. Either is equally likely.

pink

Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you’ve ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it’s pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink

I liked her talking about her mate Paul getting dosed with LSD and threatened with a screwdriver

Tslob awn mai gnob

Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There’s a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it

eyebrow wiggle

Excellent reference

That’s because if you fuck around and invent a new tool or machine, then you never have to do that job again and also could maybe make a shit ton of money off the invention and never have to do any job again. Then maybe eventually after we all invent stuff to do all our work, we can turn our attention to the endless fires all around us and the melting ice and the weird bugs that keep sneaking into my house even though I made sure to put tape around my window unit air conditioner and the ozone layer and 9-11 and stuff.

Why the eff are you goin around gluing toilet seats to the floor??

How does one get into this “highlight archiving” you speak of?

And, like, where can I binge watch all this (assumedly) human eye bleach?

And if she’s not, hell gimme a holler; it’s Saturday, which is bath day anyway.