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Confidently incorrect.

No.

My old boss is one of the 3 initial creators of Java. He ran our department the same way this greentext reads.

He was also a paedo. You can figure out the rest if you dig.

Shit. I think I replied to the wrong comment with this. Sorry.

By design. Voting day is not a holiday and on a work day. Poor and working class are disenfranchised as a result. Fewer turn out because it’s not worth skipping work to stand in voting lines for hours.

You are not intelligent or informed. 20% voted him in. 55% of the people who voted comes out to about 40% of the eligible voters nationally.

You think the party elects presidents? It doesn’t. People do, not politicians or parties. Your myopic view is what’s wrong with American elections, particularly Democrats: the idea that a party can win by virtue of appeal to the machine.

Bernie would have won in 2016 if HRC, Wasserman-Schultz, Donna Brasil, and the DNC hadn’t subverted his nomination. Again in 2020 if the DNC, Kamala, and the other candidates hadn’t dropped out in favor of Biden against Sanders.

The idea that any candidate is owed the presidency is fucked. So is your misunderstanding of the problem.

Liz Cheney will save the day! Let’s see if Jimmy Carter can vote us out of fascism in 4 years! No, no, Muslims-Americans, shut up… The soon-to-be ex-VP is talking.

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Agreed. I said “if it’s possible.” Pride is a real motherfucker for some, but I think it can be overcome. Hopefully they can do so with their dad.

Blood is thicker than your dad’s skull. Be bigger than him and hug him before he leaves you forever if it’s possible for you. Fuck the MAGA cultist mentality. Overcome his stubbornness and pride.

Even if that’s the case, the whole thing made no sense until you corrected it. Now it does.

Bro. Get a handle on the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Even if English is a second language, it’s worth knowing.

Now everything makes sense.

Wish I knew what this said.

Bear in mind that I agree with you entirely.

I fear Trump.

Ever go hiking? Skiing? Sit in a park? This is the same concept as some douche blasting shit on their Bluetooth speaker while you’re trying to exist in the moment.

Maybe it’s hard to conceive of for some, but the world shouldn’t be shielded by headphones.

That audio padding could considered signal degradation, therefore fall into OPs qualifications for shittiness.

The bidet.

I’m a fan of old Volkswagens and Gibson guitars. I’m not getting a company logo on my body.

I run GrapheneOS. I can’t comprehend permanently putting their logo on my body.

Why?