I just hate their app and refuse to use it

For someone who’s so “societally aware”, you’re really a sack of shit. But I guess that might be the point…

Yeah, I meant his default skin, sowwy

Some monkey

I metaphorically devour the memory for power. I’m still alive and it’s highly likely that I’m the only person on the entire planet thinking about it. Obviously these memories are extremely powerful, but it’s not doing me any good if I just feel embarrassed again every time I think about them. Harness that crazy shame energy and try to put it to actual productive use somehow. Just knowing that I can be that embarrassed and be absolutely fine actually gives me more confidence. Simply wallowing in the embarrassment only takes confidence away.

Edit: Sorry I didn’t see you described the whole situation, I was writing very generally. Overall, it still applies. Except that maybe the moment is also replaying in your gf’s head for her own embarrassment at unintentionally embarrassing you. It’s honestly probably worse for her, at least you’re safe in the knowledge that you were misrepresented due to shrinkage lol

Idk, he’s a Brazilian roller-blading sports-loving DJ…

I think most likely scenario is he was green and yellow based on the Brazilian flag, green means “go”, and there was only one other color left for “heal”, so it’s yellow.

Because his default coloring is green and yellow I’d guess

Frog strap!

But how the hell could a tetrapod…be able to blend in?

Ah yeah, as the other commenter said, “tetrapods” is the term I should have used.

So are most land animals when you think about it.

That’s right, it was when I was looking up the best way to cook a chicken quarter, or rather 60 of them.

So has anyone who’s actually cooked a chicken before done the math? Because my guy just slapped this poor bird into pure carbon. Did he mean to do 205°F? It’s still too high, but it would at least be edible.

I’ve read that bone-in chicken should actually get to 190°F as this is when the collagen renders, but Idk it was on the Internet so…

Won’t that just drive business to the city-owned stores? Sounds like he’s trying to help!

Ultimately it’s more about trapping and consuming live animals, I don’t really care if they actually chew.

Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

I’ve got a system like that, you can mix together things from any group you want: fruits and vegetables, proteins, grains, you name it. Unfortunately the end product isn’t what I’d describe as desirable.

Armed to the teeth or armed with teeth…that they chew live animals with? Because I’m only interested in the latter.

We just haven’t found the carnivorous trees yet. Those poor, poor squirrels…

“What is your favorite color?” is the best I can do.