It doesn’t mean that.

And doctors, nurses, lab technicians, etc, plus anyone who can subtract twelve.

Make it a sand tank. Or a cement tank. Ooh or an army tank!

That’s two ways: if you can throw a whole car in a water tank, you can throw a whole water tank on a car.

I’ve never met a pro-lifer that didn’t celebrate their day of birth instead of their day of conception.

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Nice Oxford comma! Unnice lack of contribution

There were also infinitely fewer people concerned about humans’ ecological impact and no effective way to change that. Now we have millions and millions of people all over the world worried about it and we are all interconnected via the internet. We caused a mass extinction with a million of us in disparate tribes, just imagine what we could accomplish if all 8 billion of us actually worked together toward changing the world for the better! Unfortunately we’re still stuck in stupid tribes, and the most powerful tribe that controls every aspect of life in every other tribe is obsessed with destroying the Earth at a never-ending, ever-increasing pace. Here in America, our ruling class is literally trying to bring about the apocalypse. But naw, getting rid of them couldn’t possibly lead to any kind of benefit, we better let them burn it all down in the name of line-go-up 🙄🙄🙄

'Someone tried once and did it wrong, so it must be impossible. 🤷‍♂️"

*Fewer humans, and that would actually solve most of our problems, it’s just that we need to be more specific about which humans we get rid of. Specifically billionaires/unchecked capitalists.

Because you don’t know what a potato looks like

Because it’s not actually a turd, fucking or otherwise, it’s a potato.

Actually it would be a fucking shit, hence the condom

It’s not unknown, it’s just that it’s not one or the other. We solved nature vs nurture a long time ago, you just change the vs to and. Why would only one factor matter when both are ever-present?

Only against people who are wrong.

Looks like a toddler or a young child might have some fun with it, but I wouldn’t recommend letting a child play with trash…

No it doesn’t

Depends on context. Is a fire extinguisher evidence of planned arson? Depends, was it just sitting there on its own or was it found next to a pile of fire accelerant, a box of matches, the blueprints to the nearby currently burning building, and a piece of paper with “Arson Plan” written on the top and “don’t forget fire extinguisher, just in case!” scrawled on the side? Obviously this is hyperbole, but I think my point is equally obvious.

That changed nothing except actually made the joke less funny somehow. The two superfluous panels are the right two and they didn’t change with the different context.

Yeah I see what you mean. Definitely not well executed, but there’s something there.