You can’t honestly expect everyone to understand how to do these things.

If you really wanted to “promote the cause” then you would just host a JellyFin/Plex/Kodi/Whatever.

Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

If only. Would not be surprised to break core functionality.

I suppose the argument is that those ‘features’ are not core.

Nobody needs to use their phone to control their washing machine.

All of you are missing the point.

CEOs and The Board are the same people. The majority of CEOs are board members at other companies, and vice-versa. It’s a big fucking club and you ain’t in it.

Why would they do this to themselves?

Secondly, we already have AI running companies. You think some CEOs and Board Members aren’t already using this shit bird as a god? Because they are

I could imagine a world where whole virtual organizations could be spun up, and they can just run in the background creating whole products, marketing them, and doing customer support, etc.

Perhaps we could have it sell Paperclips. With the sole goal of selling as many paperclips as possible.

Surely, selling something as innocuous as paperclips could never go wrong.

Well you will be happy to hear that AI does make calculated risks but they are not based on reality so they are in fact - risks.

You can’t just type “Please do not hallucinate. Do not make judgement calls based on fake news”

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

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In Steam (Windows/Linux) you can set any button on the controller to be whatever the hell you want. Another button, a mouse, a command, keyboard, anything.

That’s part of the appeal.

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

Looks identical to the moon you see everyday

Given the Tick-Tock pattern of Windows OS and 11 being the bad cop tock

That honestly would probably get higher adoption numbers if for other reason than historical expectations.

Windows 3, 95, 98, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11…

There’s an entire generation that has never owned or used a “PC”.

They use a phone at home. Maybe a tablet for “big screen things” and that’s it.

A lot of them even work off of mobile devices these days.

They do charge in the traditional way for the OS.

They also charge the OEMs.

They just want more. The line must always go up.

To be fair.

You could’ve asked some of those coworkers the same thing 5 years ago.

All they would’ve mumbled was "Something , something…Stack overflow… Found a package that does everything BUT… "

And delivered equal garbage.

Ugh I can hear it now

In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

Embrace the future. You’re already late.

I believe they are trying to alleviate to Israel with their last line.

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