Either A) New Years Day is a day of the week and your birthday changes every year (but in a vastly more predictable way; NYD will make next year’s dates one weekday ahead), or B) New Years Day is a completely separate day and all years are identical, and you choose your birthday to be celebrated on the closest agreeable weekend if that matters to you
There is a pretty fucking solid one:
13 months exactly 4 weeks long. 364 days. Two unique days: New Years Day and Leap Day. Just put them together.
Now every month is the same length. Every numbered day is the same day of the week in every month for the whole year.
You know, except there’s no motivation for retailers to lower prices no matter how cheap the the products become nor how low their taxes are.
Meanwhile, in France:
“What’s the roundish thing we eat a lot?”
“Apples?”
“No, the one that grows underground.”
“Dirt apples?”
That’s only because capitalists are deaf to reason and demonstrable facts.
I’m just surprised there isn’t a shadow industry of selling blood products fed on people altruistically donating for free (like, as far as I can tell, every country with public healthcare does) with corrupt pseudo-legal marketing ensuring that blood products are not sold for profit (because they sell the bag, not the blood, or they sell the service of delivering blood, or some bullshit like that)
I use the free stuff, like, all the time
Also, if you’re not going to play it this week, think twice! And, if you’re not going to play it this month, think a third time!
My question is how is it not trivial to add a noise wave or some shit to the bot path? Obviously, I have zero technical knowledge of how bots, pathing, or anti-bot analysis works
Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a “cleaning solution”!
Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.
I’d like to apologize for my remarks regarding banana
A) that seems backwards: an under ripe banana will be stiff inside so you can snap the peel around the stem when you bend it, while a riper, softer banana will mush inside when you bend the stem. And,
B) like I give a fuck what a banana wants
Cake does not encapsulate and is therefore toast.
Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch
Yeah, that’s the one. The one that makes a modicum of sense