Pistcow

Help her save France from the English.

laughs in Welsh

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

Nice try, Channel Master.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

Car sales person.

#RrrrrrReeeeemix

So begins the Sino-American War.

Harder, Daddy.

How can you tell if an accountant is introverted?

They stare down at their shoes when talking to you.

How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?

They stare down at your shoes when talking to you.

Who turned out the lights?

Burn the heratic

I wish Dewalt could make do half as good as the pack out but every new system has been a big miss.

I started with Ryobi but they kept busting. I’m the type of home owner thatll remodel a kitchen or bathroom so I use them a little above average.

Dewalt if you want it to last forever

Milwuakee if you want to put it in a cool box

Ryobi if you’re broke but dont live near a harbor freight

Festool if you have a trust fund

Whats that about fidelity? They fucking with my 401k?

emotional damage

Yup, I get the history and Gov’ment went along withit.

I feel like we need more secure than a handful of numbers account for our entire life.

And hashbrown squares