I’m pretty sure this person is making a joke using a fake exaggerated “answer” from a corporation to highlight the absurdity of their double speak. I doubt something this insane would come from an actual spokesperson.

Thanks mom, love you 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

The recent bird flu has jumped to humans. Last I read, a few people have died from it.

The big news would be the first case of human to human spread, which has not occurred yet to our knowledge.

You suck ass!!

Did I do it right mom?