https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRbpP1i99YE

Whats a half ball? Is this cocain related?

Easy fix: A very violent sport, to ease the peoples hunger for discord. On a volontary basis of course. Preferably something with roller skates and swords.

Also introduce Kevin into the system. People can complain about him. A common enemy brings people together and Kevin is a really big asshohle.

Now everybody’s happy. Except for Kevin of course. But that’s the price you have to pay for utopia.