in the UK it’s wotsit paws.

you got wotsit paws, time for a shower.

That sounds about 25 mins longer than i’m willing to call a standup.

if it’s not wrapped up within 10 mins of the scheduled start time something has gone horribly wrong

My grandmothers “workstation”

It’s crazy that you guys in the US can get a ticket for crossing the road

i got baked in vondelpark before going there

i imagine the engineering required to get an ICBM to a random pizza hut would be worth a conversation too

you still gotta deal with security though remember

the feds cant do anything if its legal though right?

tbh, i was inspired by a post with the same title while lurking on reddit. i have a rule about not posting there though so i bought the conversation here

most Americans living and working abroad don’t end up actually owing anything. But remember: Even if you don’t owe anything, you will still have to file an annual tax return.

So i pay an accountant to file a tax return once a year. Seems okay. It’s a powerful passport

What’s top of your list?

it might be legal but you still have to deal with security

I didn’t even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports

I know of an exploit on a horribly designed website for a national car park company that would allow me to write a script that would effectively give me and anyone else i know free parking for ever for all car parks administered by this company in the country (which is a lot of car parks).

So i’d do that

i’ve done something similar with dd before

oh i’ve done other fuck ups too…

e.g. one time i ran

rm -r /* 

on a server.

luckily it was a test server, but i did manage to wipe one of the drives shared across the entire testing cluster with that one

i used to work in remote tech support. one time i disabled the network adapter on the customers computer that i was remoting into

i used to work at a customer service call centre, we had a rule against making outbound calls before 9am

I left .ml for exactly this reason

Facebook in my country is where you go to find the best deals on secondhand shit. i got a backpackers tent worth ove £100 from someone on FB marketplace for £15