In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

Yes, it’s always the top side of the circle in this context, or you can think about how clock hands do go in a specific direction, because they’re a radius, not a circumference. There, now it’s cleared up for you.

The weed bags are the worst. And it’s usually because the zipper is so damn strong, the bag breaks instead of opening.

I’d probably call if it sounded like a fight. Things being thrown, loud banging noises, etc.

Or just load back to front?

I feel a little bit Genghis Khan.

Why Worry by Set it Off has been on repeat lately.

What if you’re a handsome creep in good physical shape?

Slipped backwards while ice skating and my head hit the ice.

Again: TV makeup is not the same thing as eyeliner. This is not a complicated topic.

Ah, but did he share the same affection for the Big Mac?

…yeah? And both campaigns have taken place after those dirty commie dems were in charge.

Edit: Guys, I too, am a dirty commie dem.

TELL ME WHY