Ministry of Truth?

Coke or Pepsi?

Also ignoring the US involvement.

Oh he’s definitely a pedo. Creeping on his own daughter. Peeping on young girls in changing rooms. Epstein’s best friend.

War would be an exclusively defensive prospect. Truly defensive. Like attack our shit first. No more strategic bullshit “in American interests”

Over the course of half an hour. With lots of revisions and proofreading. If i’m putting in the effort, I’m putting in all the effort.

Rule of Cool.

Spartans, Romans, Vikings.

Sister and dad love Oysters, Muscles, shellfish in general. So when I got some muscles I boiled them up then made macaroni in the juice left behind. They ate it, they loved it. But I ate about a half cup of the pasta. Just the pasta.

Sickest I’ve ever been in my life. Closest I’ve got to shellfish since is Shrimp. They don’t bother me.

You. I like you.

Bustin’ so much it was dust’in

Mine must be narcoleptic. I put it in sleep mode. Come back the next day and it’s shut itself down. (inb4 - I know)

Tis a noble endeavor indeed.

corpses.

95 is just as good. I just really like that old ass UI. Nostalgia ya know?

What kind of porn are you watching huh?

Can I “emulate” like Windows98 UI while keeping all the new functions?

Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.

Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.

Dude. I have a 2002 Dell laptop with Mint 16 on it.

It’s completely unusable. Takes like 10 mins to open a browser. But it fuckin’ works. Its incredible.

Me turning the local Walmart into one giant Devil’s Trap with this blasting from every speaker in the building.

Whichever is closest.

Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.

What matters right now is your headache.