Kinky

Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.

He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.

ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog

“Yeah, I’m the one who shat on the floor, but it’s a communal space. We need to clean this up together.”

What game was that?

Not that I care a lot, but putting GW above HW is a wild take. They both sucked, but only one of them ate paste and called his teacher “mom.”

Springer wishes it were Waffle House

Carl gon learn today.

It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.

Are we not going to address the fact that satin is a weave and silk is a fiber?

First of all, that’s the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in recent memory.

Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.

Remember the tooth?

Yes

Obligatory check in. Tooth here. Carry on.

“We got the largest vein of gold in the world! It’s 10 karats in purity and only a mile underground.”

Just to add some perspective and context to this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_oldest_currently_registered_Internet_domain_names

Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.