If it’s a full blown hot class war in the US, I’m in

All nimbly pimbly?

Good thing Zuck has to deal with all those terrible consequences resulting from his country-sized expenditure on the failed metaverse project.

What shows do you like?

There is not. He would have to be impeached by the senate, and then convicted by the majority of the Senate. Since the majority are currently his sycophants, it’s effectively not an option.

Same. Is there a sign up sheet, or…?

A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin. Sadly, it will never be finished.

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Odyssey One series by Evan Currie

Invincible by Robert Kirkman

Disclosures say plumbing was redone

I love how Dolby content doesn’t work with my Hue sync box!

The house is even better…

How did you disable the Roku OS?

Damn. No one will ever buy this house. What a shame. It’s absolutely gorgeous in every other way.

This is standard when someone sells their house, as I understand it. There’s a disclosures form you have to fill out so that potential buyers (me) can see all the awful shit you would prefer not to tell anyone about. I assume you legally have to tell, though. So it’s a professional water testing outfit. I’ve never sold a house, so I haven’t done this myself before.

Yikes

It’s right on the east coast, in fact. An inlet, anyway.

It’s for a house I would like to buy. I don’t live there.

Paying them to not work is clearly saving us gobs of money. It’s a model of efficiency.

We’ll probably be required to drink leaded water soon, because it’s somehow good for corporate profits.

I don’t actually live here, I just want to. Except for the leaded water part.

This is the US here, remember