“Opens up one eager eye” is an incredibly eldritch lyric.

Heck, there a folks out there that still insist that “The Boys of Summer” is about baseball.

“Fart you, fart him, fart all y’all.”

My first browser was GOPHER.

-75%

I’m only 9 because thats when I died.

I liked Fatassery before they sold out.

Remember his outfits in Repo Men?

I saw Vin Diesel in Pitch Black.

That Jill Stein vote is the saddest part. De la Cruz was right there!

If you’re having trouble getting a restful sleep, try segmented sleeping.

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Still waiting cast my vote for Obama the second time.

Maybe if Missouri gets a new AG they’ll get around to processing those provisional ballots.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

*wrong time.

Limitless

“We got their hard drive!” *Holds up a power supply.

And even if it was a hard drive, what were you going to do with it? You went in there guns blazing with no warrant after you knocked on the wrong door. The evidentiary chain is well and truly broken at this point. Nothing from that scene would be able to be entered into evidence.

“Put that eldritch horror away.”

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.