It can also give you a fantastic enema!

As not a parent of a kid, I have no idea what “tung tung tung sahur” is meant to mean.
The creepy realistic pictures of cartoon characters is a pretty funny meme. Here’s an example of one:

WHen the Rizz is too W

Same(ish) here in the Netherlands. The fact that the near vicinity isn’t entirely asphalt and concrete, due to there not being 300 parking spaces for a fast food place, probably helps it not feel like a Nazi bunker.

“Professors hate this one weird trick to become a lawyer without studying for 7 years!”

They’ll immediately switch to English.

Talking out of your AIss*
Or just great satire, what’s even the difference between that and reality these days?

The awful lighting on this photo makes Linus look older than Bill!

This butt white enough for you?

My bank transactions already have my name plastered on every single one, and I certainly don’t want any trouble with my courier due to me using a false name, so I don’t do it. This doesn’t mean that I don’t make sure not to share my name online at all times.

I think that you left out the part that explains why it’s called September. Every year, when first-year university students got their hands on the internet for the first time, they would rampage through the noble message boards with their barbarian netiquetteless ways. Many dreaded the annual influx of newbies, and their worst nightmares were finally realized when the internet was opened up to the greater public.

I’m not old enough to have known the old internet, but the photo- and video-based social media never felt attractive to me. The only social media that I used was Reddit, but now I’m here. I appreciate the genuine people speaking their own mind for the sake of speaking around here, instead of the vapid, superficial and clout-chasing ““people”” (read: [fascist] bots) of other websites.

Classroom litter box 2.0

I only see boobies.

Huh, I never knew that HIV was relatively new.

I would think that Muskrat would like more customers for his satellite internet business.

Do you grip the device in both hands to use the joysticks, or do you just move them around with your thumbs? It looks rather thick, but also very cool.

TMP 2.0 released in October 2014, so I don’t think that you can find particularly powerful systems up for grabs.