Need a video (or even just audio) of you saying them. I’m ultra curious at this point even after reading the other comments. In my headcannon you’re like some weird Highlander with a hoarse voice that lives in an American log cabin for some reason, or an awkward smelly little twink that needs to wash your hands more.

Screw existing in the 21st century

Oooo ByGorou u got f’d uuuup!!

No, but unseriously, why shame people for being complacent? Maybe semi-seriously; like, 35% seriously, at best.

Edit: And maybe more seriously but still mostly casually uncaring, you never know what lives other people leave. Also, a campus shuttle is actually amazing if you think about it. Personally, I’d rather be able to do a nice busride to class, but I’m well aware that I can’t waste valuable sleep time with that. And, risk being stinky around other people? No thanks. Also, having to deal with upkeep, storage, and security of a bike? Blegh. It would be cool though to live in a culture that both had the bikes and infrastructure, and didn’t have the thievery.

Also, you gotta remember, a lot of the US is very far apart and is so imbued with car culture and infrastructure. Plus, we, like the rest of humans, just can’t deal with our problems, and just had another major setback existential challenge.

How do you know they are a man?

Why are you an exception to a long history of successful musicians and guitar engineers? It’s not an extreme sport. Is there something wrong with you?

I remember when John Bain was trying to explain this to people constantly, and then he died and all the motherfuckers kept being NPCs and gobbling up the bullshit

Yes please, but not from this pill (:

Is the logo really just a penis between your legs

Welp. That’s depressing